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The Most Common Phrases During A PR Pitch and Their Real Meanings

Myth

Real Meaning

“If the idea is good enough we’ll find the money.” “We have no budget.”
“You placed second.” “You lost.”
“We’re looking for really BIG ideas.” “We want to see all the cool stuff we could be doing if we didn’t have a legal department.”
“We plan to make a decision next week.” “We’ve seen so many agencies we’re confused.”
“We only let the incumbent agency pitch out of courtesy.” “We’re pretty happy with our existing agency, but want to make sure we’re not missing anything.”
“Our last agency wasn’t really a fit.” “We’re not easy to work for.”
“We don’t expect you to work for free.” “We have no budget.”
“What we’re looking for is a partner.” “We’re looking for someone who works weekends so we don’t have to.”
“You’re the experts.” “We’re the experts.”
“We’re not looking for ‘yes people.’” “We’re looking for people who won’t say ‘no.’”
“I’m the final decision-maker.” “I WANT to be the final decision-maker.”
“We know we’re not as big as your other clients.” “We have no budget.”
“It’s just a chemistry meeting, we’re not expecting ideas.” “We want your recommendations without having to put together an RFP.”
“I think we’re all on the same page.” “You agree with me.”
“This is an account that could grow.” “We have no budget.”
“You were really creative, but we needed more detail on the strategy.” “I liked it, but the decision-maker wanted more strategy.”
“You were really strategic, but we needed more detail on the creative.” “I liked it, but the decision-maker wanted more creative.”
“We’ll review the leave behind.” “I’ve already made my decision.”
“The budgets aren’t as big, but PR is as important to us as advertising.” “We have no budget.”

September 18th, 2008 by Jeremy Baka Posted in Uncategorized

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