The Very First Project Mayhem Reader Contest!!!
The contest: Name Jeremy’s Kidney Stone
Win a dream date with Jeremy! (Second Prize. First Prize: You get to stay home.)
Please send your entries to Project Mayhem, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington, DC, something-something-something-something-something dash something-something-something-something. Entries must be postmarked by Jan 1, 1974. No reproductions allowed. Entries must include a self-addressed stamped envelope, so that we can respond with naked photos of Ben Franklin. All entries become property of my wastebasket. Void in Oslo. Members of Nickleback’s road crew are not eligible for entry.